$100

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing
happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God
USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so
impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to
send the little boy a $5.00 bill. President Clinton thought this would
appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write
a thank you note to God, which read: Dear God, Thank you very much for
sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to
send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those bloodsuckers deducted
$95.00.