Redneck 911 Call

Redneck 911 Call

A couple of redneck hunters are out in

the woods when one of them falls

to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing

and his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other redneck starts to panic, then

whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He frantically blurts out to the operator,

"O my gawd! Help! My friend just died.

He's Dead! What can I do?"

The operator, trying to calm him says,

"Take it easy. I can help. Just listen to me and

follow my instructions. First, lets make sure he's dead.

"There's a short pause, and then the

operator hears a loud gun shot!!!

The redneck comes back on the

line and says, "OK, now what?"

Don't deny your inner idiot.....