True Story

My uncle Danny used to work at K-MART.  Now he works at Wal-Mart. 

One day he was on the PA System and accidentally said, " Attention K-Mart shoppers," and to save himself from being fired he finished it by, "you're in the wrong store"

a long time....

Today this guy in my school asked me out. Its a big thing for me cause i am SOOO not used to it. His name is Dustin Kelley. And to tell you the truth.........even though i am just now going out with him........i havent been this happy in a while. I was getting a little depressed "cause no one loves me" and now i am all better. YAY!! I mean it really made my day to hear that.........it was a good day. My only regret it that he was gone today (all jrs go to a field trip) and i wont be able to see him over Thanksgiving break. : ( but i am happy now. Its great to know.............heres thought for the day
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

i dunno

WOW. For once i dont know what to put on here...............

::EDIT::

ok nick holmes made me so mad today......he was being a real jerk......and my crush barely talks to me................and James is still depressive..............stress in english cause i never understood adverbs............Dustin's upset because of his breakup with wendy...........i have a part in the PLAY TOMORROW.............and i dont know my lines that well cause i'm a replacement for Sheri and i got them WEDNESDAY.................i dont know if i can do it!!!!!! i'm so nervous..............i cant project my voice that well and haven't practiced it with the cast enough.....THERE WAS ONLY ONE REHERSAL!!!!!!!! no ones emailing me.........i had to talk to jason j. but he hasnt responded to anything..........help me anybody

::EDIT:

ok a little better now...............no one has emailed me yet though..... grrrrrrrrr!

Who's smarter...Doctor or the Lawyer

A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from his hip flask.
The doctor accepted and handed the flask back to the lawyer, who closed it and put it away.

"Aren't you going to have a drink yourself?" asked the doctor.

"Sure, after the police leave," replied the lawyer.

FAVORITE SONG IN WHOLE WIDE WORLD

If i can get it on here, you can listen to it.....it works when you put it with the music........

THE BEST FREAKING SONG EVER!!!!

Wasteland

by

10 years

Change my attempt good intentions

Crouched over
You were not there
Living in fear
But signs were not really that scarce
Obvious tears
But I will not
Hide you through this
I want you to help
And please see
The bleeding heart perched on my shirt

Die, withdraw
Hide in cold sweat
Quivering lips
Ignore remorse
Naming a kid, living wasteland
This time you've tried
All that you can turning you red

Change my attempt good intentions
Should I, could I
Here we are with your obsession
Should I, could I

Crowned hopeless
The article read living wasteland
This time you've tried
All that you can turning you red
but I will not
Hide you through this
I want you to help

Change my attempt good intentions
Should I, could I
Here we are with your obsession
Should I, could I

Heave the silver hollow sliver
Piercing through another victim
Turn and tremble be judgmental
Ignorant to all the symbols
Blind the face with beauty paste
Eventually you'll one day know

Change my attempt good intentions
Limbs tied, skin tight
Self inflicted his perdition
Should I, could I

Change my attempt good intentions
Should I, could I
Should I, could I

somebody email me

Somebody email me something to put on here......!